After-hours access
Fuel-Ewe
Open 24 Hours. Unfortunately.
The Dank Index / Night Shift Access Terminal
Bernard is working.
Night shift directory
The Dank Index is running behind Register 2.
Vote at the counter, print a private Smoke Report, check Bernard's board, tune the radio, and keep one eye on the security wall.
Store systems
Normal web UX, disguised as questionable Fuel-Ewe equipment.
Laminated wall map
Fuel-Ewe Local Signal Map
Broad regional smoke culture, legal context, and Fire Score energy. Red means something happened. Probably.
Employee board
Bernard's Big Board
Local intelligence, mostly unverified. Fifty strain receipts, one blacklist drawer, and a Fuel-Ewe clerk turning public review chatter into comedy-grade signal. Informational only; no sourcing.
Curated feature
Weed of the Week
Best future photo game
What Would You Pay?
Guess the editorial retail value of curated photos. Future user photos require approval first.
Voting lane
Stash Showdown
Two approved photos. One local pick. No public counts without a backend.
Back room cabinet
DESEED
Scratched cabinet by the coolers, embedded from /deseed.html, with local high scores.
Fuel-Ewe counter radio
Bernard's Tape Deck
Wool-Lites frequency, SoundCloud crates, and a store PA that management has asked Bernard to turn down twice.
Register printer
Smoke Report / Puff Profile
Session Stats stay on this device. Register 2 prints a Puff Profile when the Burn Summary feels right.
Future Discord ladder
Discord Levels
Merch rack
Counter Culture Drops
Data-driven concept cards now. Promo assets and mockups later.
Backend gated
Moderated Upload Beta
Security monitors
Fuel-Ewe Camera Wall
Fuel-Ewe universe lane
Smoke breaks, counter radio, and merch hooks.
Lightweight staging for Fuel-Ewe videos, Bernard moments, Wool-World/Ewetopia context, and Fourthwall-ready merch lanes.
Launch machine ready later
Reusable Promo Hooks
The full promotional system comes next, but the site data is already organized for it.